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notemily:wonderfullyvillainous:Every song should start with “It’s Britney, Bitch”

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Padme-Anakin:spider-Man: No Way Home (2021), Dir. Jon Watts

Flyfella:the Internet Was Invented For Men To See Their Friend’s Dicks And Everything Else That Happened Was An Accident

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This Soul Is Not So Vibrant.

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Rawrda:this Is Your Daily Reminder To Not Be Ashamed Of Making Your Life Easy For Yourself. Cut Your Food Into Small Pieces, Make The Font Size 30 On Your E Book, Use Straws To Drink, Get A Pen That’s Comfortable To Hold, Take More Naps, Walk Slowly,

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