novice-whovian:datenshi-no-hime:thedancingcostumeyoungadult:My friend asked how I learned to cook and the answer is I didn’t. I know like 5 things about cooking and they are:Always use more garlic than the recipe calls for“Ehhh fuck it close

novice-whovian:datenshi-no-hime:thedancingcostumeyoungadult:My friend asked how I learned to cook and the answer is I didn’t. I know like 5 things about cooking and they are:Always use more garlic than the recipe calls for“Ehhh fuck it close

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Flyfella:the Internet Was Invented For Men To See Their Friend’s Dicks And Everything Else That Happened Was An Accident

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This Soul Is Not So Vibrant.

Shadow-Manor:

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Rawrda:this Is Your Daily Reminder To Not Be Ashamed Of Making Your Life Easy For Yourself. Cut Your Food Into Small Pieces, Make The Font Size 30 On Your E Book, Use Straws To Drink, Get A Pen That’s Comfortable To Hold, Take More Naps, Walk Slowly,

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