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Smute:catchymemes: “You Are A Lawyer And He Is A Hamster” Is One Of The Funniest Statements Ive Ever Had The Pleasure Of Reading

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Piece Of Cake.

Anothermoonbunny: “People Hurt Each Other All The Time Just By Proximity. I’d Say It’s The Greatest Danger Of Civilization” — Emily // Dickinson I&Amp;Rsquo;M Sorry For Hurting You.@Fairyneko

Nut Up, Winchester!

Talvin-Muircastle:my-Insanity-Is-An-Artform:malus-Syl-Vestris: Madqueensarah: I Don’t Understand How On Tv, People Can Break Into Homes And Immediately Find Bank Statements, Passports And Super Important Documents. If Someone Tried That At My Place

Eliteknightcats:woodrider:eliteknightcats: Enough “Chicken Soup For The Soul.” How About Some Chicken Soup For The Hole That’s Just Regular Chicken Soup Not Gonna Lie I Forgot Mouths Existed

Hommat Levii Ku Lehdon Takaraivo

Perfectquote: “I Want To Write, But More Than That, I Want To Bring Out All Kinds Of Things That Lie Buried Deep In My Heart.” — Anne Frank, The Diary Of A Young Girl

Quotefeeling: “And Sometimes I Have Kept My Feelings To Myself, Because I Could Find No Language To Describe Them In.” — Jane Austen

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Chewbacca:legally Blonde (2001), Dir. Robert Luketic

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