no matter how close i think i am with someone there’s always someone before me like i’m literally never someone’s first option

no matter how close i think i am with someone there’s always someone before me like i’m literally never someone’s first option

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Ashley Rickards (Of Awkward.) Can Be Alexis Bledel's (Of Gilmore Girls) Younger Sister. Seriously

Bbeau-Mirchoff: Do You Think Lissa Maybe Killed Ricky As A Sacrifice To God. Like She Sacrificed A Whore To Get Her Virginity Back. Idk Guys. She’s A Wackjob.

I Actually Really Like Bitch Jennas Catchphrase

Youre Fucking Perfect Stahp

Girlhood Is Grief

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Sexcake: Mynamekyle: I Bet Microwaves Are Actually Just Filled With A Million Invisible Eyes That Just Stare At Food Until It Gets All Embarrassed And Hot Im Really Concerned About Your Well Being

All I Do Is Sit Around And Eat And Be Sad Im Basically A More Annoying Version Of A Plant

My Mother Said I Could Be Anything I Wanted So I Became An Anxious And Antisocial Recluse With An Internet Dependence And An Intolerance For Natural Light

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