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Ashley Rickards (Of Awkward.) Can Be Alexis Bledel's (Of Gilmore Girls) Younger Sister. Seriously

Bbeau-Mirchoff: Do You Think Lissa Maybe Killed Ricky As A Sacrifice To God. Like She Sacrificed A Whore To Get Her Virginity Back. Idk Guys. She’s A Wackjob.

I Actually Really Like Bitch Jennas Catchphrase

Youre Fucking Perfect Stahp

Girlhood Is Grief

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Sexcake: Mynamekyle: I Bet Microwaves Are Actually Just Filled With A Million Invisible Eyes That Just Stare At Food Until It Gets All Embarrassed And Hot Im Really Concerned About Your Well Being

All I Do Is Sit Around And Eat And Be Sad Im Basically A More Annoying Version Of A Plant

My Mother Said I Could Be Anything I Wanted So I Became An Anxious And Antisocial Recluse With An Internet Dependence And An Intolerance For Natural Light

Babybehemoth: Anxiety Attacks Are The Worst Because Sometimes You Have No Idea Why You’re Crying Or Angry And You Just Think Of Everything Wrong In Your Life And You Can’t Control It All You Can Do Is Breath In And Out And Cry It Out

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