sexcake: mynamekyle: I bet microwaves are actually just filled with a million invisible eyes that just stare at food until it gets all embarrassed and hot im really concerned about your well being

sexcake: mynamekyle: I bet microwaves are actually just filled with a million invisible eyes that just stare at food until it gets all embarrassed and hot im really concerned about your well being

All I Do Is Sit Around And Eat And Be Sad Im Basically A More Annoying Version Of A Plant

My Mother Said I Could Be Anything I Wanted So I Became An Anxious And Antisocial Recluse With An Internet Dependence And An Intolerance For Natural Light

Babybehemoth: Anxiety Attacks Are The Worst Because Sometimes You Have No Idea Why You’re Crying Or Angry And You Just Think Of Everything Wrong In Your Life And You Can’t Control It All You Can Do Is Breath In And Out And Cry It Out

Lunazed: Q’d♥

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Getcrunkonmyjunk: You Know When Youre Having Sex With A Dude, Or Giving Him Head, And He Whispers Fuuuck Yeah Thats Probably One Of The Greatest Moments In Life Actually I Dont Know But That Sounds Great

Perks-Of-Being-A-Wallflowerrr: My Everything’s

Perks-Of-Being-A-Wallflowerrr: Bef0Retoday: And I Don’t Ever Wanna Lose My Best Friend. Like Ever

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Listentomusic-Forgettheworld: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You’d Rather Shove A Pen In Your Eye Than Talk To Them?

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