completerocket: i wish my stomach was as flat as the pizza i’m about to eat

completerocket: i wish my stomach was as flat as the pizza i’m about to eat

So-Personal: Relatable/Humor Blog If You Don’t Smile I Will Personally Cook You A Pizza ♡

Bed Peace

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Im An Ice Queen

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Sollux: The Best Part About Blogging Is That No One Actually Knows If Youre Naked Or Not

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My Bio Honors Teacher Literally Doesn’t Give A Fuck About Anything I Don’t Know If This Makes Him The Best Teacher Ever Or The Worst

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