therealhamster: haha woah we have the same first names [whispers] i will fucking end you

therealhamster: haha woah we have the same first names [whispers] i will fucking end you

Grimelords: It’s Kind Of Ridiculous That You’re Expected To Get Out Of Bed Every Day

Spermbanker: I Am Freezing Someone Please Cuddle Me Or Set Me On Fire Either Is Fine

Just Follow Me On Instagram Instead

Hefuckin: Raise Your Hand If You Need To Get Laid Like Right Fuckin Now

I’m Not As Sexually Frustrated As You Fuck I Am. I Mean, I’m Not As Sexually Frustrated As You Fuck Me Please. I Mean, Fuck Me. I Mean, I’m Not As Sexually Frustrated As You Think I Want Sex.

Gorilllas: Some Of You Know This Already But The Absolute Worst Thing To Ever Happen To Me Was When A Boy Threw A Cat On Me And I Tried To Catch It And My Thumb Went Up Its Butthole

Letsdrinkthepoison: Too Lazy To Masturbate Can You Do It For Me

Savvylikenahhh: I Think Once You’ve Thought About How A Person Sleeps, How They’d Feel Pressed Up Against Your Back, Or Your Head On Their Chest, How Compatible Your Bodies Would Be In The Same Space Of A Bed- Once You’ve Thought About That, You’re

Shirleytemplar: Ship-Hard: Psychopathicyoutubers: How Girls Take A Shower Dont Forget The Part Where You Pretend You’re Having A Really Sad Moment In The Rain #Ur Missing When I Waterbend

Fuckyeahsexanddrugs: A Memoir By Me

Jenny Check Spit

Yeah, Yeah. Whatever.

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