Proto Porn
yeah, yeah. Whatever.
yeah, yeah. Whatever.
Spermbanker: If You Are Walking A Dog And You See Me Checking You Out I Am Not Checking You Out I Am Looking At Your Dog Not You Dog
Girlhood Is Grief
Distraction: I Believe That When You Know How To Physically Touch A Girl, Is When You Really Have Her. Hand Placement And The Use Of Your Hands Is Everything, Remember That Gentlemen.
Holy Macaroni
Thewaywardfox: Protip: If You Cant Remember Someones Name, Just Call Them “Old Sport”
Katkinkat: *Forgets To Talk To Friends For 4 Weeks*
Wolfatsuya: *Checks On People I Hate To Make Sure Theyre Still Infinitely Less Powerful Than Me*
M-Eg: I Hate Those Friendships That Just End For No Reason You Just Stop Talking
Jenny Check Spit
Basedgosh: If A Puppy Falls Asleep On You Youre Not Allowed To Move Its Illegal
Eatingisfab: Feel Me?
Fuckyeahlaughters: Accurate Portrayal Of How I Try To Show My Affection
exmormon_nsfw
exotic_oasis