got me wrapped around her finger and she ain’t even mine

got me wrapped around her finger and she ain’t even mine

Wanderlust

Wanderlust

My Main Question Is Has Anyone Ever Fantasized About Having Sex With Me

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Huskypanda: My Life Is Like A Bad Us Version Of A Really Good Show Made In The Uk

Whatiscapitalism: Are You Allowed To Go To Starbucks If You Don’t Have An Instagram Account

Wanderlust

Burghers: Are Any Of My Followers Rich

Redwoods-And-Sweatshirt-Hoods: Penisbomb: So Yesterday While I Was Working At The Bookstore Some Girl Came Up With A Barcode Tattooed On Her Wrist. Of Course, My First Question To Her Was “Can I Scan It?” I Guess She Had Never Had It Scanned Before

Cool Kids Never Sleep

Fakemoans

Internetmessiah: My Body Is A Temple But It Was Abandoned Years Ago And Now It Is Just A Place Where Teenagers Come To Do Shitty Graffiti

AssFucking AssGaping