modelsreign: majormitchmajor:penis-hilton:me trying to get my life togetherthis is a messlmao

modelsreign: majormitchmajor:penis-hilton:me trying to get my life togetherthis is a messlmao

My Dad Just Let Me Play With His Phone Cause There Was An Android Update He Was Telling Me About And He Had The Tumblr App So I Of Course Was Like “You Have Tumblr???” And He Goes “Don’t Open It” So My Dad Has A Porn Blog :-)))))) Fucking Joy

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Uglypnis: Located In Peru, Natura Vive’s Skylodge Suite Is A Completely See-Through Sleeping Pod That Hangs Off A Mountain. Each Suite Offers A 300-Degree View Of The Country’s Renowned Sacred Valley And Is Equipped With Four Beds, A Dining Area

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Coveredinsnow-: Ilovemaydayparade69: Rubee: “Why Dont You Just Give Him A Chance” Idk Because Im Not Physically Or Mentally Attracted To Him And ‘But He Likes You’ Or ‘But Hes Really Nice’ Isnt Going To Change The Fact That Im Not Interested

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Moonshoes-Potter: Thealogie: Imagine Being At A Class Reunion Like, Yeah Remember Hot Tom? I Heard He Made All Of His Friends Get Ugly Matching Skull Tattoos And Call Him A Really Ugly French Name And Also I Heard His Nose Is Gone. Weird. I Didn’t

Tippingvelvets: Today At Work A Little Kid Came In To Order Their Birthday Cake And Their Mom Was Like “(Deep Sigh) Tell Them What You Want On Your Cake” And The Kid Was Like “Elsa” And The Mom Was Like “(Deeper Sigh) And?” And The Kid Was

Twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: This-Slag:thesassycat:what If All The Scenerios We Make Up In Our Head Are Actually Real Events Happening In An Alternative Universe And We’re Actually Connecting With Our Alternate Self’s Mindmy Alternate Self Is Getting

Eremazing: Me: -At My Grandmas House, Sees An Article About A Transwoman-Me: Oh!! Thats So Nice Im So Happy For Herentire Family: That Is A Man!!Me:

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