barackinaroundthechristmastree: it’s raining but it’s not men so what’s the point

barackinaroundthechristmastree: it’s raining but it’s not men so what’s the point

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Lydiallama: Today My Army Friend Was Telling Us About Basic Training And Drill Sergeants And There Was This Kid In Her Battalion Who Asked So Many Stupid Questions That The Drill Sergeant Made Him Carry Around A Potted Plant All Day To Replace The Oxygen

Younger-Than-The-Soul: A-Fragile-Sort-Of-Anarchy: I Just Traded My Neighbour A Jar Of Raw Honey For His Parakeet’s Corpse. It Is Also Worth Noting That The Only Reason I Have So Much Raw Honey Is Because I Made A Dress For A Beekeeper’s Daughter.

Healing Slowly

Multifandom Mess ♥

Seize The Memes Of Production

Sweet Moans ❤

I'm From X, You're From Y

Wentzwhat: Skinny Jeans Are Not Over, I Will Never Go Back To Wearing Bootcut, Fuck Bootcut Jeans What The Fuck Do You Do With All That Space Near Your Ankles

Sorry: I Read An Article The Other Day That Said, “If You Drink Every Day You Are An Alcoholic.” Thank God I Only Drink Every Night

Dampsandwich: If U Smell Good, We Cool

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