zftw: when you’re in the liquor store and see a new flavor of vodka

zftw: when you’re in the liquor store and see a new flavor of vodka

Sleezed: Not Horny But Masturbates Just In Case I Was

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Adult Realization #638

Claphne: Dont Use Internet Humor Outside Of The Internet No One Will Laugh

My Fashion Diary

Bullied: Instead Of “Have A Nice Day,” I Think I’ll Start Saying “Have The Day You Deserve.” Ya Know, Let Karma Sort That Shit Out

Nonfatchai: No Offense But I Love Showing Lots Of Skin And I Do It For Me

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Spicy-Vagina-Tacos: Thanksforvisitingparadise: Why Hasn’t Plankton Been Charged With War Crimes Yet? Plankton Is A Prime Example Of Single-Cell-Organism Privilege. Whereas Squidward, A Known Coc (Cephalopod Of Color), Is Constantly Seen Being Harassed

Amroyounes: Rethink Homelessness

Kirjar: Aminaabramovic: I Wonder How The Band 3Oh!3 Is Paying Their Bills And Managing Day To Day Life After Their 5 Whole Minutes Of Success In 2007 I Looked This Up The Other Night Out Of Curiosity And They’re Doing Pretty Well, Man. One Dude Competes

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