fartgallery: *robs a cafe with a “No phones. Talk to each other” sign because no one can call the police*

fartgallery: robs a cafe with a “No phones. Talk to each other” sign because no one can call the police

Notquiteluke: Catastrofries: Where Am I?? Are Those Confederate Flag Dream Catchers Am I Fucking Awake Right Now Is That Really What Im Looking At??? Probably Florida

Relationship Goals

Yourfriendlyneighborhoodgirl: She’s Unreal

Good Vibes Only

Surprisebitch: When You’re Babysitting And The Kid Won’t Eat Their Veggies

Pce ☮

Animatedamerican: Isabelknight: I Got Drawn Into The Wikipedia Rabbit-Hole, And Discovered That The Idiom “To Have One’s Cake And Eat It Too” Makes A Lot More Sense In Hungarian. “You Can’t Ride Two Horses With One Ass” Is Going To Be My

You're Beautiful

Cartel: Going To Class And Finding Out There’s A Surprise Pop Quiz

Plinktone: Telapathetic: Watching Two Really Opinionated People Have An Argument When They’re Both Wrong

My Inner World

Laughingsquid: A Unique Bed Set That Represents The Different Geological Layers Of The Earth

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