squashs: someone: *driving next to me in the other lane at the exact same speed* me: don’t make it weird

squashs: someone: driving next to me in the other lane at the exact same speed me: don’t make it weird

Kushandwizdom

Isaac: Unsounded: Burrgerking: When Ur Teacher Asks If U’ve Done Ur Hw

Joshpeck: Being Sad Every Night Wasn’t Really How I Pictured My Life Would Be Yet Here We Are

Re-Blog If You Would Date Someone Who Identifies As Bisexual

Be Naked Footed

Thesejulez: My Girl Not Allowed To Eat Honey Nut Cheerios. What The Fuck She Tryna Do? Lower Her Cholesterol, Live Longer Than Me And Find Another Nigga? Shiiiitt.

Fakemoans

Taggedrne: Me: Goes Into The Ocean With My Period Me: Come @ Me Sharks My Location Is On

Nope11111111: Isnt It Fucked Up How Cellphone Signals Are Everywhere Like Somenes Sexts Could Be Passing Through Your Body Rn

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Before I Die, Want To Hire Some People To Come To My Funeral Dressed In Suits And Sunglasses And Do Some Like Bizarre Salute When They Leave So People Think I Lived Like A Cool Second Life.

Cemmerz: Dylanolinski: Pale-Unic0Rn: Larrystylinson-Stuff: Larrysbellybutton: Gomezwantsmullerinhisbed: Dylanolinski: I Hate It When You’re Reading Smut And You Can’t Figure Out What Position They’re In. Sometimes It Just Ends Up Being Something

Stunningscorpio: Teach Your White Children That Black Lives Matter So They Can Be The Change!

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