dumb guy: *sleeps with me* me: *texts him* “how was your day” dumb guy: “I actually can’t talk right now but thanks for texting me!”

dumb guy: sleeps with me me: texts him “how was your day” dumb guy: “I actually can’t talk right now but thanks for texting me!”

Guys Really Are So Stupid Like I Allowed You The Privilege Of Seeing Me Naked And This Is The Shit You Pull???? I’m So Angry Guys Are Soooooo Dumb

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Whorechata

Unclefather: Me: Accidentally Leaves A Cup Of Grape Juice Out For Like 2 Weeks My Mom: This Is Disgusting Me: It’s Wine

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The Common Chick

“I Love It When U Call Me Baby.”

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Revolutionarykoolaid: Shade

Wondrrous: Obsessed W My Tat 😍

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