ohhbobs: when you haven’t had sex in so long that you feel your virginity coming back

ohhbobs: when you haven’t had sex in so long that you feel your virginity coming back

Kushandwizdom: Shoutout To The People Who Understand..

Fakenasty: Actually Sleeping With Someone Is So Nice Like Waking Up In The Middle Of The Night And Snuggling Closer Or Lazily Giving Them A Kiss Or Just Feeling Their Arms Around You Squeeze Slightly Even Though They’re In A Deep Sleep Or Handholding

Good Vibes Only

Today, I Fucked Up... By Singing Love Story By Taylor Swift While Doing Guard Duty

Stormthegalaxies: So Donald Trump Is Staying Down The Street From Where I Live. And Today Was An Unusually Warm Day And Some Lady, Lord Help Me, Some Lady In The Store I Work At Told Me It Was Unusually Warm Today Because The Devil Was Here.

Totalariana: When You Ask Your Mom For Money And She Ask Where Your Money At

W-All

Every Time I&Amp;Rsquo;M Seconds From Leaving You Convince Me To Stay

Fakemoans

Birchtheory: Organizedroyale: Capuletcas: Starts Song Over Because I Wasn’t Enjoying It Hard Enough Finally I’m Not The Only One I Just Did This 4 Times

Robotmoxie: Secondhand Embarrassment Is Pure Agony And I Wish A Lot Of Comedy Didnt Rely On It

Fakemoans

trapsexuals treatemright