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Spudsexuall: My Boyfriend Talks In His Sleep And Because He’s Bilingual, He Says Some Hilarious/Weird/Sometimes Creepy Shit. I Ask Him Every Morning If He Remembers Saying This Stuff And He Has No Idea About Any Of It. Here Are Some Of My Favorites:

My Inner World

Takemetoyourbedroomphotography: She Glows. Woman Always Glows.

Takemetoyourbedroomphotography: Bobbi Starr. Campbell, Ca. Circa 2007.

Kardashians, Fuck Yeah!

Airdramon: Awenyddogamulosx: Ruthlesswoodcarver: Mothensidhe: Fatfury: Omgxchrissy: Cumleak: Deux-Zero-Deux: Demands-With-Menace: Queen Hatshepsut Of Ancient Egypt. She Has A Lovely Smile For Someone Who’s Been Dead For Thousands Of Years.

Total Wanker.

Plasmalogical:sometimes Ill Go “Hey… Hey” At My Dog Until She Calms Down And Looks At Me And Then Ill Tell Her “Smoke Weed Every Day” And She Goes Wild. Idk What She Thinks It Means

Kushandwizdom

Sexual Feelings

Politicalsci:

Professional Sinner

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