Iwanttobeking: Choose Carefully: The Red Pill Or The Blue Pill Either Way, You’re Not Leaving The Couch For Sixteen Hours.
tawkwardturtle: thefuuuucomics: HELLO MAILMAN, THIS IS DOG. I AM HERE TO ASSIST MY HUMAN IN FETCHING THE MAIL. WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AND INSERT ALL ENVELOPES INTO MY MOUTH? THANK YOU, SIR. HAVE A LOVELY DAY. LOOK, HUMAN! I HAS MAIL! I’m pretty sure
