Omuraisuu: Shy Penis

Soloontherocks: The Lamp Though Genius

Guccier: Scanda-L: Lazyville: Jessekinng: I Can Live Again No Way Shut Up. Omg. This Better Not Be Photoshopped

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Sarahtypeswords: I Love How The “My” Is Emphasized Here Like Well Yea Of Course There Are Centipedes In Sharon’s Vagina Like No Shit There Are And Don’t Even Get Me Started On Rachel’s There’s A Fucking Centipede Motel In Her Vagina But In

Epizkey: Eh, Fuck It. I’ll Bullshit It Tomorrow.

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Combeferret: Big Kitty Cats Are Still Kitties

Yougottahaveseoul: Whoreshiip: Someone Spilled Their Dunkin Donuts Coffee In The School Lobby So This Kid Got Out His Dunkin Donuts Uniform And Started Directing Traffic Around It Saying Things Like “Ma’am Watch Out, This Is A Dunkin Donuts Matter”

Petty Is As Petty Does

Firesidechatlogs: Tattoos Are So Fucking Dumb I Want Six Thousand

Awwww-Cute: Baby Makes “Cone Of Shame” Better

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