zealotarchaeologist: i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat” it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

zealotarchaeologist: i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat” it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

Bbygrrll: Got That Sweet Dank Dank

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Lazylunatic: Vodkapussy : Peterfromtexas: Heart Surgeon After 23-Hour (Successful) Lung Heart Transplantation. His Assistant Is Sleeping In The Corner Saw This In The National Geographic Best 100, This Was My Favourite Will Never Not Reblog, It Looks

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Daughterofthestars: Impostoralice: Askfordoodles: Smearedlipstick: Ghdos: Illrandomocity: Majin-K: Did A Bunch Of Dogs Breakup A Fight Between Two Cats? Am I Seeing This Right?? Having None Of That Shit Today. “Ay Man, Y’all Chill The Fuck

Nosdrinker: At Least I Can Admit I’m A Piece Of Shit

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Foodchewer: No One Cares Just Reblog My Selfie

Unimpressedcats: King Of The Jungle

Cookiecarnival: Silly Symphony - Flowers And Trees (1932)

Homophobics: Lwamfhmartiboxdotty9: Human Used Water Pulse! It Was Super Effective! Foe Geodude Fainted! That Was Better Water Bending Than The Entirety Of The Last Airbender Movie

Addicteddccomics: Best Acting In The History Of Acting

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