raisedbydrake: thinking about life during the few seconds your iPhone takes to restart

raisedbydrake: thinking about life during the few seconds your iPhone takes to restart

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Hurleyquinn: Sexual Orientation: Chris Pratt Riding A Motorcycle Into Battle With A Pack Of Velociraptors

Bullied: 90% Of The Contacts In My Phone Are Useless.

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N0-P0St-0N-Sunday: Pvnkslut: If You Pull Me On Your Lap There Is A 101% Chance I’m Going To Make Out With You. I Would Advise You To Avoid Santa

Afraiddave: This Saw Senses When It Hits Flesh. I Just Thought That Was The World’s Most Powerful Hotdog

Fuckoffcats: You Cant Spell School Without I Want To Stab Myself

Pinkmanjesse: Goes To Sleep In Order To Avoid Dealing With Problems

Clannyphantom: “Maybe You Wouldnt Be So Tired If You Went To Bed Earl-”

Tarntino: All These Fuckboys But Who Is The Fuckfather

Walkingentityofsnark: Legendary In Which Jennifer Lawrence Will Never Actually Be Sure Of How Famous She Is

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