Secondhand-Mermaid:the Neighbours Cat Keeps Coming Over And I Think He’s Adopted Us. I Love Him So Much.

Kaliforhnia:tmi But Being A Girl And Having A Period Fucking Sucks? Guys Should Try Bleeding Through Their Fucking Penis Or Putting A Tampon Up Their Ass Or Something And Stop Saying Were Bitches Oh And Saying “Aw Babe Is It That Time Of The Month?”

Stay Positive Bro.

Dicklover3000: Perks Of Being Short Can Be Picked Up Perfect Spooning Good At Hiding Can Ride Mini Ponies Low Ceilings/Doorways Not A Problem Cons Of Being Short Pants Are Too Long Not An Arm Rest Cannot Reach Cannot Reach Cannot Reach

Adrenaline:worst Feeling: Being Ignored By Someone Whose Attention Means The World To You.

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We All Deserve Morning Sex And Pancakes

I Need Someone Who Can Keep Up With Me Mentally And Sexually

The-Perks-Of-Eating-Pussy: People Who Are Super Cute And Dorky But Also Secretly Kinky As Fuck Are Very Important

The Amount Of Sex I Need Right Now Is Ridiculous.

Pullmyhair-Bitelikethat: I Just Want Cuddles And To Be Reminded That I’m Not Actually A Complete Piece Of Shit

This Is A Shout Out To All The Black People Who Do Not Feel Safe, Confident, Or Personally Ready To Post Pics Of Themselves.

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