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househunting: $785/room in a shared spacebrooklyn, NY

Scyphozoic: Rubyfruitjumble: Teach A Man To Fish And He’ll Forget Who You Are And Then He’ll See You In A Bar A Month Later And He’ll Try To Seduce You By Telling You Things He Assumes You Don’t Know About Fishing Oh My Gd

Mettic: Bravo-Zulu: Mettic: My Ireland Native Father Once Told Me That The First Time He Ever Saw People Use Water For Hot Chocolate Was When He Came To America, And Said That It Was Then That He “Knew This Country Was Doomed” Well How The Fuck

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Iridescentoracle: Tockthewatchdog: Mattheuphonium: Kim-Jong-Chill: I Need Feminism Because When Jesus Does A Magic Trick It’s A Goddamn Miracle But When A Woman Does A Magic Trick She Gets Burned At The Stake Fabulous I Mean They Did Also Kill

Lancrebitch: Alittlelostsputnik: Tinyratfeet: Aquasplendens: Themakeupwitch: Ask-A-Zebra: Having Ehlers Danlos Syndrome Sometimes Feels About The Equivalent Of Being Composed Of Jello And Wet Spaghetti. Nothing Stays Where Its Supposed To. Literally

Targetwetales:i Work In A Pet Store. A Woman Was Looking At Our Bettas And Asked Me Whether One Was Male Or Female. I Told Her That They Were All Male, Because They Are- Our Company Only Orders Male Bettas. She Looked At Me Incredulously And Pointed At

Casper-The-Friendly-Being: Mintycoolnessisrelevant: Flowernstt: Its-Just-A-Phage: Fitzefitcher: N0Rma1-People-Sxare-Me: A Group Of Rough Looking Boys Walked Past Me Today And All I Heard Of Their Conversation Was “He’s Got That Anxiety Disorder

Lesbiangonegirl:this Is Literally The Funniest Thing I’ve Ever Seen Goodbye

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Pr1Nceshawn:survival Myths That Could Do More Harm Than Good.

Jewish-Privilege: Prokopetz: When Modern Media Wants A Group Of Baddies To Look Badass, It’ll Often Borrow Design Elements From Nazi Uniforms. It’s Not Hard To Understand Why; The Nazis Famously Had Their Uniforms Designed By Professional Fashion

Lustful-Energy: Wethinkwedream: I Very Aggressively Want All Girls To Get Out Of Unhealthy Relationships With Manipulative Boys Who Make You Think What They’re Doing Is Totally Normal And Okay When It’s Not. !!! Run !!!

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