Frostyclyde: So My Mom Bought Some Crab And She Wasn’t Ready To Cook Them Yet So I Put Them On The Ground And Yelled “Be Free My Fellow Crustaceans.” And They Raised Their Claws Like This I Am The Crab Lord
the-street-king: koishy: last christmas i gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died I have been waiting all year to reblog this
