thecapn: did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between

thecapn: did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between

Ifyoucarryonthisway: You Know If I Was A Young Boy And My Father Took Me Into The City To See A Marching Band I Would Actually Be Pretty Pissed If He Said Son When You Grow Up Would You Be The Savior Of The Broken The Beaten And The Damned Like Dad

Yourememberthatonetime: 50% Of Me Wants To Be The Type Of Girl Who Does Yoga At Night, And Drinks Green Tea, And Reads Books, And Wears Cute Pyjamas, And Stays At Home; While The Other 50% Of Me Wants To Wear My Sexiest Outfit And Go Out Doing Lines

Thugburrito: My Faith In Pizza Guys Has Gone Up 123%

Gamzees-Little-Hussie: Thedeadendzone: We Are The Same Person. It’s Official. She Is My Spirit Animal

Mydogsnokes: Hedgehowg: Mydogsnokes: Why Put Cookie Dough In The Oven When You Can Put It In Your Mouth I Don’t Know Why Don’t You Ask The Bread Baking In My Vagina. I’m Sorry For Whatever I Said That Caused You To Say What You Just Said

Platea: Cities In The Rain By Christophe Jacrot New York City New York City Paris Paris Hong-Kong Tokyo

I Notice Everything. And By Everything, I Literally Mean Everything. I Notice When Someone Stops Hitting Me Up Like They Used To. I Notice When The Way Someone Talks To Me Starts Changing. I Notice The Little Things That People Do, And The Little Things

Stopeverythingyouredoingandsmile: Vaginapowersactivate: Oh My God, The Second Photo.

Teamdistrict2: Eontherocks: All-We-Know-Is-Thg: Allofthisiswrong: That Was The Best Monologue In The Movie. Because He Realized He Was Already Dead. He Was Supposed To Die His Entirely Life. We Pity Those Kids From Poor Districts. But Have We Ever

Welcome-To-The-Initiative: Greeneyedlioness: So I Just Went Outside And Screamed “Obama!!!!!” Because I’m Overwhelmed With Feels And In The Distance, All I Hear Is A Guy Shout Back “Michelle?” Is This My Potential Soul Mate? Or A Creeper In

Lexipennylane11: Dontgobreakingmyklaine: Fishingboatproceeds: Danisnotonfire: Amazingphil: Kickthepj: Crabstickz: People Are Easy To Kill Wait Is That John Green??? Honey, It’s Always John Green.

Lolinepeta: Lolinepeta: What If An Egg Broke Inside Your Butthole Would It Eventually Be Cooked By The Warmness Of Your Anus That Is The Most Beautiful Story Someone Has Ever Told Me

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