perfect-in-weakness: ebony-and-ivory: This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all

perfect-in-weakness: ebony-and-ivory: This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all

Clumsyoctopus: Life Rules - You Are Never As Awkward As You Think You Are- You Are Never As Annoying As You Think You Are- You Are Never As Boring As You Think You Are- Your Compliments Are Never As Creepy As You Think They Are - You Are Way More Wanted

Downtownawesome: Lionversusbear: Jeffreyswest: Hi, I’m John Green. New York Times Best-Selling Author And Printz Novelist. John Green For Emperor Of The World Never Not Reblogging

Chekhov: In Fifth Grade We Were Making Little Clay Statues And Mine Came Out Shitty So I Left A Big Air Pocket In It So It Would Explode When The Teacher Put It In The Kiln And It Exploded So Hard It Destroyed Ten Other Kids’s Statues And They Were

Shutupaubrey: Hi Can You Direct Me To The Nearest Hospital

Strangeparking: Via | Strangeparking

Thefunniestpost:

Travel-Wander-Live

Snorlaxatives: I Don’t Understand People Who Make Multiple Facebook Statuses Every Day Like Wtf I Haven’t Made A Facebook Status Since Like World War 2

Hey, I'm Average

I Like How On Tumblr We All Have Lots Of Sass But In Real Life We Can’t Say Hi Without Fucking Up.

Tardisity: The Oldest Person Alive Was Born On April 19, 1897, Meaning That April 18Th, 1897 Was Approximately The Last Time The Earth Was Inhabited By An Entirely Different Set Of People And If You Don’t Think That’s The Realest Shit Ever Then

ॐ

JerkOffToCelebs JerkingHimOntoHer