snorlaxatives: i don’t understand people who make multiple facebook statuses every day like wtf i haven’t made a facebook status since like world war 2

snorlaxatives: i don’t understand people who make multiple facebook statuses every day like wtf i haven’t made a facebook status since like world war 2

Hey, I'm Average

I Like How On Tumblr We All Have Lots Of Sass But In Real Life We Can’t Say Hi Without Fucking Up.

Tardisity: The Oldest Person Alive Was Born On April 19, 1897, Meaning That April 18Th, 1897 Was Approximately The Last Time The Earth Was Inhabited By An Entirely Different Set Of People And If You Don’t Think That’s The Realest Shit Ever Then

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Metamorpher: Jwtumbles: My Sister And I Were Pulling Weeds In The Yard This Morning And I Got Distracted Pseudoscientists Have Been Tracking The Movement Of Cryptids For Years, But Little Do They Know The Rarest, Most Exotic Creature Of All Is Right

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Whenanimalsgetstuck: I Think The Cnn Anchor Is A Little Confused About How Babymaking Works. Kate Really Had No Control Over Whether It Was A Boy Or A Girl.

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Let The World Be Your Stage.

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