queenchrissycumberbatch: my friendship comes in 3 levels: 1) sass 2) insults 3) inappropriate sexual humor.

queenchrissycumberbatch: my friendship comes in 3 levels: 1) sass 2) insults 3) inappropriate sexual humor.

Belovedimpala: Let’s Play A Game Called How Far Can I Lean Off The Bed To Grab The Thing

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Deerpong: If Only My Post Count Was My Bank Account Rn

So-Personal: Relatable/Humor Blog If You Don’t Smile I Will Personally Cook You A Pizza ♡

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Northern-Southerner: #Why Do I Think It’s The Most Adorable Thing When They Can’t Speak Each Other’s Language So They Give A Thumbs Up I Love This. This Is What The Olympics Are About.

Quincykate: So I Went To Hobbiton And Took A Picture Of My Fifty Year Old Copy Of The Book. No Big Deal. I Mean, It’s In Front Of Bag End, But No Big Deal.

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Funasshi: Spunkydragonwithdeadlylegs: Funasshi: Townsvillain: Preshiram: Why Do Some Women Masturbate With Vegetables. Are You Really That Desperate If I Had A Hole Like That I’d Stick Anything I Could In There, Shit I’d Probably Keep My House

Kisslng: Following Back X

Jinxley: My 10 Year Old Sister Got A Bad Burn On Her Hands And In The Midst Of Her Crying In Pain She Places Them Over My Heart And Goes “Ahh So Nice And Cold”

Best-Of-Funny: Holynipples: Smilingtommo: I Kept Bugging My Mom About Not Buying Me My Favorite Popsicles And She Kept Saying “Lacey I Will Buy Them I Will Buy Them Relax” And I Came Home One Day And My Mom Was Like “I Bought Popsicles” So

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