amateurcatalyst: animefrank: so i just ordered a pizza from pizza hut and i added some special instruction however when my pizza arrived i got this no pizza hut…im afraid thats the star of david ＨＡＩＬ　ＪＥＨＯＶＡＨ

amateurcatalyst: animefrank: so i just ordered a pizza from pizza hut and i added some special instruction however when my pizza arrived i got this no pizza hut…im afraid thats the star of david ＨＡＩＬ　ＪＥＨＯＶＡＨ

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