therealhamster: haha woah we have the same first names [whispers] i will fucking end you

therealhamster: haha woah we have the same first names [whispers] i will fucking end you

I Never Expected My Life To End Up Like This

Ammit420: Lawyer Voice Eat A Dick, Your Honor

Thekawaiiangel: Awkwardsituationist: “World Of Averages” - Composite Images Culled From Thousands Of Individual Portraits Resulting In Symmetrical Average Faces. This Was Too Cool Not To Reblog

Jakemalik: Spongebob, Where’s My Order? Did You Look Under The Tray? Oh. No I Didn’t, Sorry.

Small World

Zubat: I’m Sorry, Sir, I Don’t Know What Is Wrong With Your Car’s Engine But If You Open And Close The Hood Like This, It Looks Like The Car Is Talking

Vogelbird: Things I Like When People Use My Name In Conversation When People Say “This Reminded Me Of You!” When People Remember Little Things I Say/Do When People Genuinely Thank Me For Things I’ve Done For Them When I Think Of The Same Thing

Colors Of The Wind

I Never Expected My Life To End Up Like This

I Keep A Close Watch On This Heart Of Mine

Ronaldkn0X: Sburbian-Decay: Ronaldkn0X: Let’s Play A Game Called, Finish That Text Post Today Me And A Friend Viciously Anal Fisted Each Other That Concludes Todays Episode Of Finish That Text Post Tune In Next Time To Hear About What Happens

Bagmilk: How Do People Do That Thing Where They Can Just Talk To Anyone And Not Be Nervous At All

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