egg-rolls: one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

egg-rolls: one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

Bubblewrapstargirl: #I Am Sheldon Every Day

Nahshaw: True Love Is Having A Crush On Him Even After He Got A Haircut

Grandtheftemo: Hearing A Song From A Band I Like Playing In A Public Place Is Such A Stressful Experience Because I Want To Tell Everyone Hey Thats My Favourite Band Do U Hear That Yeah I Love Them I Know Every Word To This Song And Break Out The Air

Lalondie: I Didn’t Know Mountain Dew Had That Much Cocaine

45-70Govt: Jeszing: Son These Grades Are Unacceptable Well Maybe If You’d Stop Eating My Fucking Homework Dad

Love Is Forever, So Is Infinity.

Clubbedsoda: Do All Starbucks Employees Have The Same Handwriting

Random Fact Of The Day

Defunct Soul

Its-Not-A-Suicide: Please

Sasstiel-Has-Arrived: Today In Class This Chick Was Passing Out A Packet And She Just Threw Mine At Me And I Said “Yo Don’t Fuckin Throw That Shit At Me Like I’m A Stripper.” And Everyone Around Me Just Stared At Me And I Realized That Its Bc

Willtwerkforchickennuggets: Thelumpster: Never Let Me Play A Game With A Customizable Character, Because I Will Spend The Entire Time Making The Character, Instead Of Playing The Actual Game

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