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sweptoutofmymind: today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.

sweptoutofmymind: today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.

sweptoutofmymind:  today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that

sweptoutofmymind:  today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that

Grawly: Geminicreations: I Think This May Just Be The Greatest String Of Tweets In The History Of Mankind To Be Completely Honest I Remember Everything But Reading These Tweets Again After So Many Months It Almost Feels Surreal Like “I Cant Believe

Grawly:  Geminicreations:  I Think This May Just Be The Greatest String Of Tweets

Davidbyrne: I Love Laughing About The Friend Zone Because It’s So Dumb Like You Know Most Of Those Dudes Aren’t Even In The “Friend Zone” They’re In The “Ugh God Not This Dude Again” Zone

Davidbyrne:  I Love Laughing About The Friend Zone Because It’s So Dumb Like You

Metaphoricalanchor: I Want To Write The Kind Of Short Stories You Read In English Class That Are On This Weird Level Of Surrealism That They Still Haunt You Years Down The Road

Metaphoricalanchor:  I Want To Write The Kind Of Short Stories You Read In English

Adi-Nt: Dylan O’brien On The Teen Wolf Set (X)

Adi-Nt:  Dylan O’brien On The Teen Wolf Set (X)

Wanderlust

Wanderlust

Rosaparking: Babies Need To Shut The Fuck Up And Get A Job

Rosaparking:  Babies Need To Shut The Fuck Up And Get A Job

Bagmilk: Only Dead People Know What Happens When U Die And That Frustrates Me

Bagmilk:  Only Dead People Know What Happens When U Die And That Frustrates Me

Travel-Wander-Live

Travel-Wander-Live

Ruinedchildhood: Biggest Plot Twist Of My Childhood

Ruinedchildhood:  Biggest Plot Twist Of My Childhood

Michigan Adventures

Michigan Adventures

Dudeyoureliketwelve: I Just Shaved My Legs Wanna Feel

Dudeyoureliketwelve:  I Just Shaved My Legs Wanna Feel

Draggu: Draggu: I Wonder How Many Candy Canes I Can Fit In My Mouth The Answer Is 19

Draggu:  Draggu:  I Wonder How Many Candy Canes I Can Fit In My Mouth   The Answer

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