nue: i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash

nue: i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash

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Monsterkin: Why Are We Reblogging A Picture Of An Empty Hallway

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Nosdrinker: No Dog Should Ever Be Homeless

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