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Mszombi: Meladoodle: One Time When I Was Like 12 My Dad Wanted Me To Put A Dvd In The Dvd Player And I Was Like ‘What Do I Get In Return’ And He Said ‘You Can Have Half Of The Winnings Of This Stupid Lotto Ticket’ And He Ended Up Winning 600,000

To Infinity And Beyond

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Kiransingh: The Only Domestic Instinct My Parents Have Managed To Pass On To Me Is The Tendency To Hoard Multiple Plastic Bags In Another Plastic Bags Despite The Fact That I Will Probably Never Need This Many Plastic Bags In My Adult Life

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Genuine Self

Ssparrowandthewolf: Beautiful Things Don’t Ask For Attention — Sean O’connell, The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty Typography By Ssparrowandthewolf / Photo By Thecraziethewizard

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