trebled-negrita-princess: bendrownedglitch: the-tireless-killer I FOUND IT That perfect fucking LOOP THO

trebled-negrita-princess: bendrownedglitch: the-tireless-killer I FOUND IT That perfect fucking LOOP THO

Shak1Ra: Mortrite: Chinese Take Out: $10.50 Gas To Get There: $3.25 Getting Home And Realising They Forgot To Give You One Of Your Containers: Riceless I Hate This Fucking Site So Much

Thecriticalfailure: This Is Ron Funches. He Is An Incredibly Talented Human Being.

Barebackinq: Friend: Ill Be There In 5 Minutes Are You Ready? Me:

Iswearimnotnaked: When I Was 9 I Wrote A Love Letter To Cole Sprouse And Closed My Eyes And Threw It Out The Car Window Thinking It’d Magically Find Him And Wow I Did Not Understand The United States Postal System

Baby-Pixie: Spooning? More Like Let’s See How Much “Accidental” Booty Wiggling It Takes To Get Him Hard.

Unluckycharmxo: Stingraye: Maybe I’m Still Single Because I Didn’t Forward That Chain Email To 17 Of My Closest Friends 5 Years Ago That’ll Explain The Little Girl With No Eyes At The End Of My Bed Too

Jewmingle:

Hotsenator: Me Whenever I Have A Cold: I Can’t Remember The Last Time I Could Breathe Out Of My Left Nostril…It Must Have Been 14 Years Ago When I Was A Child On The Farm..life Was Simpler Back Then….. I Remember The Sound Of The Creek Over By

Straightboymamoru: If A Song Was In Shrek Theres No Way To Un-Associate It With Shrek Its Forever Going To Be A Shrek Song

Rivaisexual: Spindlebug: Prpltnkr: This Is Too Important For Me Not To Mention. This “Christian” Child-Rearing Manual Has Led To At Least Three Known Deaths Through Child-Abuse. The Book States: &Amp;Ldquo;Give 10 Licks At A Time, More If The Child

Zanetheaiden: Man It Musta Been Weird Dealing With Allergies Before We Had A Working Understanding Of Modern Medicine Like &Amp;Ldquo;Yeah We Farm Peanuts And Mostly We’re Okay But Every So Often Someone Eats One And Just Dies So It’s Kinda Sketch&Amp;Rdquo;

Gogetfruitpunched: Okay, But Imagine If Tumblr Mobile Let You Know When You Got A Fucking Message Instead Of Being A Piece Of Shit And Making Me Look Like An Asshole For Blogging And Not Responding As If I’m Ignoring Everyone When Really I’m Just

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