counterpoots: When you’re making out with someone and they climb on top of you and lay on you and grind into you and you wrap your legs around them and you just want to get closer to them but you can’t cause you already are holy FUCK

counterpoots: When you’re making out with someone and they climb on top of you and lay on you and grind into you and you wrap your legs around them and you just want to get closer to them but you can’t cause you already are holy FUCK

Unpopuler: …………….

Melociraptors: Satsunon: When You Wait For The Beat To Drop Before You Start Throwing Snacks At People Idk What This Is But I Love It

It's Not A Metaphor

Laughhard: Heard Something Going On In The Kitchen Then Heard Screams Of Bloody Murder. Walked In And Saw This. A Goat Stuck In My Trash Can.

I Think It's Nice That Voldemort Always Waits Until The End Of The School Year To Try And Kill Harry.

Howab0Utn0: “Nobody Fucking Helps Me In This House”

Its A Rich Mans War, But A Poor Mans Battle.

Cute Couples

Aschoolgirlcrush: “Will U Marry Me?” “Okie Dokie”

Peytonfulford: Free The Nipple By Peytonfulford

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