mishasminions: psilentasincjelli: someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking #someone get me a young child i have wisdom to pass on

mishasminions: psilentasincjelli: someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking #someone get me a young child i have wisdom to pass on

A-Bomb-And-A-Heart: Gameoflimes: Acceptingmyinsanity: This Generation Has A Nice Looking Plane Movie While Our Generation Found Entertainment Through This Manufactured Horror. We Don’t Fucking Talk About Jay Jay The Jet Plane Scotch

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Merricats: Oldmanhoho: You Know You’ve Made A Good Pun When Everyone’s Immediate Response Upon Hearing It Is “Shut The Fuck Up” #The Highest Compliment Any Pun Can Receive

Everything In Between

Callieohpeee: When I Was Around 5 I Asked My Mom Why “Some People Were Different Colors” And She Said “Because God Wanted Lots Of Flavors” And Let Me Tell You That Was The Wrong Thing To Say Because For The Next 3 Years I Thought God Ate People

The-Absolute-Best-Gifs: Vegkid: This Made Me Forget All Of My Problems For Like 12 Seconds.

Religiousmom: It Is 11:59 December 31St 1999 &Amp;Ldquo;Push&Amp;Rdquo; Screams The Doctor, And Seconds Later, The Baby Is Born, But It Is Too Late It Is Now January 1St, And Anguished Cries Echo From The Delivery Room Their Child Is Not A 90S Kid

Death-By-Lulz:

Be Yourself. It's Worth It.

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K4Gz: Peopleareaproblem: Daunt: Monsterinthemaking10: All-Because-Of-U: Lenorehoult: A Thousand Re-Blogs! Probably One Of The Best Anti-Rape Campaigns I Have Ever Seen Exactly.. So True. Have Some Respect People! Don’t Be That Guy! Amazing

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