lindsaylohansmugshot: my friend played the most fucked up prank on her mom and there are tears streaming down my face

lindsaylohansmugshot: my friend played the most fucked up prank on her mom and there are tears streaming down my face

Editoress: “Sit Like A Lady” “No”

Genderedboy: “Why Do You Want This Job?” Because Under Capitalism I Am Forced To Sell My Labor In Order To Subsist.

Difficult: The Difference Between Pizza And Your Opinion Is I Asked For Pizza

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Thebaconsandwichofregret: Kimbbearly: Why Dont Humans Have A Specific Noise That Means “There Are Bees Here Lets Leave Immediately” Why Are Elephants More Advanced Than Us We Do Have A Specific Noise, It Sounds Like This: “There Are Bees Here

Latulas: U Wnana Fukcingn Go?? ????? Grab An Icecream Together Or Something Because U Are Attractive

Citzn:it Doesn’t Matter If You Have Sex With A Stranger Or Sex With Your Best Friend. It Doesn’t Matter If You Have Sex Two Weeks In To A Relationship Or Two Years In. It Doesn’t Matter If You Have Sex With A Girl, Or A Boy, Or Both. All That Matters

Mugiwara-Jm: Are You Fucking Serious

Alix-The-Apprehensive-Kumquat: Commongayboy: #Transisbeautiful Can I Get A Hell Yes

Bradleyy: Shoutout To That One Person That Hears You When You’re Talking In A Group And Smiles Or Replies So You Dont Feel Like A Twat

Turnhaven: Psa: Kiss Ya Girls Thighs

Sadgalriri:no Shade But Crazy How People Only Fuck With U When U Either Look Good Or Are Doing Good

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