Haiirflip: Pagingme: Houseyoubuilt: Neptunain: What If You Tried To Call Off Of Work And You Are Just Like “Im Sick Today” And Your Boss Was Like “I Know Dude You’re One Of The Sickest Bros Here” And You Were Like “No I Mean It Im Ill”
tastefullyoffensive: “Waiter… there’s a hare in my pancakes.” (via thund3rbolt)
