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captioned-vines: Barbie Dad: [singing] “When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?” Child offscreen: [shouting] “Mom! Dad’s being weird again!” Barbie Dad: [shouting] “No, I’m not!”

captioned-vines: Barbie Dad: [singing] “When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?” Child offscreen: [shouting] “Mom! Dad’s being weird again!” Barbie Dad: [shouting] “No, I’m not!”

captioned-vines:  Barbie Dad: [singing] “When I was just a little girl, I asked

captioned-vines:  Barbie Dad: [singing] “When I was just a little girl, I asked

captioned-vines:  Barbie Dad: [singing] “When I was just a little girl, I asked

captioned-vines:  Barbie Dad: [singing] “When I was just a little girl, I asked

Twistmyarm: Ahahahahaha Forever!!!!

Twistmyarm:  Ahahahahaha Forever!!!!

Slimetony: Friendfrog: Slimetony: I Have No Idea What Girls Like Swords This Makes Everything A Lot Easier

Slimetony:  Friendfrog:  Slimetony:  I Have No Idea What Girls Like  Swords  This

Cuddlingcassandra: *Dumps More Caffeinated Garbage Into My Failing Corpse* Im Thriving

Cuddlingcassandra:  *Dumps More Caffeinated Garbage Into My Failing Corpse* Im Thriving

Chefpyro: Okay

Chefpyro:   Okay

Kings And Queens

Kings And Queens

Look This Says Something Funny

Look This Says Something Funny

Gifthetv

Gifthetv

Studio Ghibli

Studio Ghibli

Itsagifnotagif: Oh My God

Itsagifnotagif:  Oh My God

Kitharigton: Beware Of The Plastics

Kitharigton:  Beware Of The Plastics

Evosaur

Evosaur

Fancifullauren: Irishfangirlshipper: Dorkstrider: Why Do Women’s Clothing Designers Believe That Girls Do Not Need Pockets It’s So They Can Sell Us Bags

Fancifullauren:  Irishfangirlshipper:  Dorkstrider:  Why Do Women’s Clothing Designers

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