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“I’ll ‘scrub’ your 'floor’ if you’ll let me wear your deodorant.” Submitted by anonymous.

“I’ll ‘scrub’ your 'floor’ if you’ll let me wear your deodorant.” Submitted by anonymous.

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&Amp;Ldquo;Honey, You Should See Me In A Crown&Amp;Hellip; And Nothing Else.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Honey, You Should See Me In A Crown&Amp;Hellip; And Nothing Else.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;D Like To Conduct A Study In Your Pink.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;D Like To Conduct A Study In Your Pink.&Amp;Rdquo;

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&Amp;Ldquo;The Newspaper Says That You&Amp;Rsquo;Re A Confirmed Bachelor&Amp;Hellip; Want Me To Fix That?&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;The Newspaper Says That You&Amp;Rsquo;Re A Confirmed Bachelor&Amp;Hellip;

&Amp;Ldquo;When I Told You To Take My Card, I Meant My V-Card.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;When I Told You To Take My Card, I Meant My V-Card.&Amp;Rdquo;

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&Amp;Ldquo;If You&Amp;Rsquo;Re A Hedgehog, Can I Be Your Hedge?&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;If You&Amp;Rsquo;Re A Hedgehog, Can I Be Your Hedge?&Amp;Rdquo;

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