“Let me unwrap you like this mercury-laced candy.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“Let me unwrap you like this mercury-laced candy.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

&Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;M What People Do!&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Like The Turn-Ups On Your Jeans. Wanna Be My Boy&Amp;Rsquo;S Father?&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Will You Be My Live-In Normal?&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;You Had Me At &Amp;Lsquo;Afghanistan Or Iraq?&Amp;Rsquo;&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By Tophatsandfedoras.

&Amp;Ldquo;I Suggest We Do That Thing Where Two People Who Like Each Other Go Out And Have Fun.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Wanna Know How I Suddenly Became Mr. Sex?&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Would &Amp;Lsquo;Coordinate&Amp;Rsquo; With You And A Pair Of Handcuffs In A Dark Alley Anytime.&Amp;Rdquo;

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&Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;D Wait For You Even If You Faked Your Death And Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Return For Three Years.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Why Do I Need To Know About The Solar System? It&Amp;Rsquo;S Wrong Anyway; My World Revolves Around You.&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By Turtleplz.

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