“Forget the lipstick-matching present– let’s unwrap you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“Forget the lipstick-matching present– let’s unwrap you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

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&Amp;Ldquo;I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Care If You Boast A Lot&Amp;Ndash; I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Still Tell You Bedtime Stories.&Amp;Rdquo;

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&Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;M Crazy For You, And Not In A Project H.o.u.n.d. Kind Of Way.&Amp;Rdquo; One Of My Real-Life Friends Suggested A &Amp;Ldquo;Crazy For You&Amp;Rdquo; Line With Henry A Long Time Ago, But I Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Remember Which One, Sooooo&Amp;Hellip; This Is Me Not

&Amp;Ldquo;I Know You Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Eat While You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Working, But Would You Make An Exception For My Sausage?&Amp;Rdquo;

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&Amp;Ldquo;I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Have To Die If I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Got You&Amp;Ndash; And Believe Me, I Will Have You.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Wait A Year And A Half Just To Serenade You With My Bee Gees Ringtone.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Buy You A Deerstalker Even If The Rest Of Scotland Yard Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Pitch In.&Amp;Rdquo;

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&Amp;Ldquo;You Know, I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Got A Phone. I Mean, Very Clever And All That, But You Could Just Booty Call Me. On My Phone.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;You Know What They Say About Big Feet? Well, Just Call Me Carl Powers.&Amp;Rdquo;

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