“I’d say I love you, but then I’d have to kill you.” Submitted by the-improbable-1.

“I’d say I love you, but then I’d have to kill you.” Submitted by the-improbable-1.

&Amp;Ldquo;My Division Is The One Between Your Legs.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Do You Want To See What Else I Could Present For Your Pleasure?&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By The-Improbable-1.

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&Amp;Ldquo;If You Were My Day To Die, I Could Never Get A Better Offer.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Dear Jim, I&Amp;Rsquo;M In Love With You. Won&Amp;Rsquo;T You Fix It For Me?&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By Anonymous.

&Amp;Ldquo;Since You Blew Your Nose On The Lady From The Train&Amp;Rsquo;S Number, Would You Like Mine Instead?&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By Anonymous.

&Amp;Ldquo;If Moriarty Was About To Murder You, I Would Give Him A Call.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Even If I Knew Nothing About You, I Would Flat Share With You.&Amp;Rdquo; Submitted By Anonymous.

&Amp;Ldquo;Even If I Was The St. Bart&Amp;Rsquo;S Traffic Cone, I Wouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Tell You To Slow Down.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Need A Good Coat And A Short Friend To Look &Amp;Lsquo;Tall,&Amp;Rsquo; If You Get What I Mean.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;A Black Lotus Flower Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T The Only Thing I Can Put In Your Mouth.&Amp;Rdquo;

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