“Hey, I faked my death too… When do I get to crash through a window and make out with you?”

“Hey, I faked my death too… When do I get to crash through a window and make out with you?”

&Amp;Ldquo;Wanna See My &Amp;Lsquo;Meat Dagger&Amp;Rsquo;?&Amp;Rdquo;

Faeriestringquartet: (X) Screech Oh My God, Someone Turned It Into A Valentine&Amp;Rsquo;S Day Card!!!!!!!!!!!

&Amp;Ldquo;I Heard You Lost Your Job Fantasizing About Me Coming Back To Life&Amp;Hellip; Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Worry, I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Got A Different Kind Of &Amp;Lsquo;Job&Amp;Rsquo; You Can Do.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;My Detective Skills Aren&Amp;Rsquo;T The Only Gifts I Was Born With.&Amp;Rdquo;

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&Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;D Get Stabbed In The Shower Just So You&Amp;Rsquo;D Examine My Body.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;You Make A Really Hot Guy, And I&Amp;Rsquo;M Not Just Talking About The Fawkes Effigy.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;Forget The H&Amp;Ndash; Let&Amp;Rsquo;S Talk About The D.&Amp;Rdquo;

Bbcsherlockpickuplines

&Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;D Like To Discover Your &Amp;Lsquo;Pressure Points,&Amp;Rsquo; If You Get What I Mean.&Amp;Rdquo;

Bbcsherlockpickuplines

&Amp;Ldquo;My Jumpers Aren&Amp;Rsquo;T The Only Thing About Me With Depth And Complexity.&Amp;Rdquo;

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