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Alice

Alexis Ren

Cutesexy-Gifs: If You Did This To Me I Would Do The Kinkiest Shit With You

I-Heart-Bodies: If “Girls Aren’t Supposed To Have Body Hair” Then Why Do Girls Have Fucking Body Hair?

You Guys I Opened A Door To Let The Dogs Out And A Fucking Spider Ran Across My Foot Inside And Then I Was Screaming And My Mom Dropped A Plastic Bowl On It To Not Let It Run Away And Then It Fucking Gave Birth On The Floor In The Bowl And Then We

Alice

Samantha Maria

Chrysanthemums (Detail), Claude Monet.

我爱你

Versprechenbrechen: No Mum Get Out My Room. No. I Know That Bottle Is Empty. Yes I Know. Nooo! Put It Down. Put. It. Down. I Like That Bottle There. I Don’t Care That It’s Empty. Leave My Room Please. No Stop Touching Stuff. Oh My God Just Leeeavvvveeeee

Heyfunniest: Weirdiehyena: Apparently My Cat Knows Something I Don’t Omfg

WouldYouFuckMyWife WtSSTaDaMiT