“I would jump out of a cake for you even if I wasn’t revealing that I faked my death.”

“I would jump out of a cake for you even if I wasn’t revealing that I faked my death.”

&Amp;Ldquo;People Like You Deserve To Be Kissed. That&Amp;Rsquo;S Why There Are People Like Me.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Love You More Than Sherlock Loves Dancing.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Still Love You Even Though Your Mustache Doesn&Amp;Rsquo;T Rub Off.&Amp;Rdquo;

Froggyphevoli: My Two Favorite Professors And I At The (Nautical-Themed) 2014 Journalism Banquet For Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo. Fun Story About This Pictureâ€¦ I Told These Two That They Needed To Take A Picture With Me Â€Œbecause Itâ€™S The Banquet,

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&Amp;Ldquo;Let&Amp;Rsquo;S Throw A Dummy Off A Roof, Fake Our Deaths, And Make Out.&Amp;Rdquo;

Froggyphevoli: Okay, I Wasnâ€™T Gonna Post This Here, But I Canâ€™T Resistâ€¦ Iâ€™M A Journalism Major At Cal Poly Slo, And One Of My Fellow Journalism Students Posted On Facebook That She Had A Daydream About Making A Music Video Of Iggy Azaleaâ€™S

&Amp;Ldquo;The Headless Nun Was Only Headless Because She Hadn&Amp;Rsquo;T Met Me&Amp;Hellip; I&Amp;Rsquo;M Excellent At Giving Head.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Let You Call Me Sherl.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;The Game Is Something, But You Are Everything.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Know You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Not Some Character From Lord Of The Rings, Because I Honestly Care What You Think.&Amp;Rdquo;