“Let’s throw a dummy off a roof, fake our deaths, and make out.”

“Let’s throw a dummy off a roof, fake our deaths, and make out.”

Froggyphevoli: Okay, I Wasnâ€™T Gonna Post This Here, But I Canâ€™T Resistâ€¦ Iâ€™M A Journalism Major At Cal Poly Slo, And One Of My Fellow Journalism Students Posted On Facebook That She Had A Daydream About Making A Music Video Of Iggy Azaleaâ€™S

&Amp;Ldquo;The Headless Nun Was Only Headless Because She Hadn&Amp;Rsquo;T Met Me&Amp;Hellip; I&Amp;Rsquo;M Excellent At Giving Head.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Let You Call Me Sherl.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;The Game Is Something, But You Are Everything.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Know You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Not Some Character From Lord Of The Rings, Because I Honestly Care What You Think.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;My Friendship Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T The Only Thing That Can Give You Warmth And Constancy.&Amp;Rdquo;

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Happy Father&Amp;Rsquo;S Day, Everyone! (And Thanks To My Friend Jess For Suggesting That Today&Amp;Rsquo;S Comic Be A Dad Joke, Hahaha.)

&Amp;Ldquo;My Love For You Is #Notdead.&Amp;Rdquo; (Credit To Shockingblankets For The Hashtag, Which Later Became Canon.)

&Amp;Ldquo;If I Was Looking For A Friend In A Drug Den, I Wouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Just Be Browsing&Amp;Ndash; I&Amp;Rsquo;D Be Looking For You.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;M Not Very Good At Expressing My Feelings, So Please Understand What I Mean When I Say That My Name Is Actually A Girl&Amp;Rsquo;S Name.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;You Give Me Life, And Not Just Because Lazarus Is Go.&Amp;Rdquo;

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