“The Headless Nun was only headless because she hadn’t met me… I’m excellent at giving head.”

“The Headless Nun was only headless because she hadn’t met me… I’m excellent at giving head.”

&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Let You Call Me Sherl.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;The Game Is Something, But You Are Everything.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Know You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Not Some Character From Lord Of The Rings, Because I Honestly Care What You Think.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;My Friendship Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T The Only Thing That Can Give You Warmth And Constancy.&Amp;Rdquo;

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Happy Father&Amp;Rsquo;S Day, Everyone! (And Thanks To My Friend Jess For Suggesting That Today&Amp;Rsquo;S Comic Be A Dad Joke, Hahaha.)

&Amp;Ldquo;My Love For You Is #Notdead.&Amp;Rdquo; (Credit To Shockingblankets For The Hashtag, Which Later Became Canon.)

&Amp;Ldquo;If I Was Looking For A Friend In A Drug Den, I Wouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Just Be Browsing&Amp;Ndash; I&Amp;Rsquo;D Be Looking For You.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;M Not Very Good At Expressing My Feelings, So Please Understand What I Mean When I Say That My Name Is Actually A Girl&Amp;Rsquo;S Name.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;You Give Me Life, And Not Just Because Lazarus Is Go.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Never Tell You To F-Cough.&Amp;Rdquo;

&Amp;Ldquo;I Would Propose To You Even If I Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Need To Break Into Your Boss&Amp;Rsquo;S Office.&Amp;Rdquo;

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